I don't usually blog about something in the heat of the moment but for this dreadful sandwich I am willing to make an exception. Ugghh! That could suffice for a description. The turkey bacon patty in this sandwich made the worse jerky I have ever had suddenly much, much better. I have chewed rubber bands with far less resistance. The supposed cheese did not melt as much as crumbled. The "egg" wasn't as chewy as the bacon but it wasn't far off. I did end up scraping it all off and eating the insipid so called English muffin. It was, at least, palatable, to be fair the English muffin was ok. Note it comes in a two pack. I followed the instructions on the box precisely and the first one was just as dreadful. Following the same procedure with the same ingredients led to the same abysmal results. Yuck! I'm shocked I was even surprised but I thought I must have mis-remembered, it coul...